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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Mitt Romney

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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