- Anti Joke

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick