Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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