How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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rocky is here again.......................

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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