The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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