Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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