- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

G:nock nock B:come in!

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

3021 North Broadway Avenue

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??