Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

Women deserve equal rights.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

black people

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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