the lemon was sweet.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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