Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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