- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

mikey is cute

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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