A blonde dies Lololol

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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Knock knock come in.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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