…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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