- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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