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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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