- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

I enjoy Popcorn

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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