why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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