- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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