- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Anyone can post anything.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

kieran is a homosexual

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

people magazine

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

I love alchohol!

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

How about that airline food?

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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