- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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