- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

don't just stand there

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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