Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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