There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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