- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

ejaculation JLR

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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