- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

A dead guy walks into a grave.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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