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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Knock Knock. Not home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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