Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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