what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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purple pickles

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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