WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

A seal walks into a club.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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