- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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