- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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