- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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I am quite mature.

Mahmy

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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