- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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