What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

It says so on your cap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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