- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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