A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Male leadership.

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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a chinese man pays the full price

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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