- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

A man died.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

FUCK YOU

women's rights.

Your Mum is soo fat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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