- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

So a baby seal walks into a club

I'm Coming

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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