- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Small Penis.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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