- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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