- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

what's up? my penis.

What has two legs? Half a cat

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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