Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Charlie Sheen

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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