- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

you gay?

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Women's professional sports

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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