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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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