Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Grace Ackerson

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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rent a cops

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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