- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What fires shots? A gun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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