What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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George W. Bush

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Anti Joke

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