Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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