- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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