- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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