A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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