Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

mexicans fishing

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

So these two girls have a cup .

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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