- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Justin's life

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

What do you call white trash Garbage

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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