- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What's red and can sing? Elmo

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

were at work systems r down

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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