- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Caolan and Eamon

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Where's my tractor?

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

A gay man watches football.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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