What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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all your base are belong to mark

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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