Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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Cliterus

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A fat guy!

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Anti Joke

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