What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Youre mom is so dead...

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

A seal walks into a club.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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