- Anti Joke

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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