- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

What is 9+10? 19

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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