- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

womens rights.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What did the car do? CRASH!

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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