What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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