What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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