Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Women's rights.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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