How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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The holocaust

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Anti Joke

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