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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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