- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Women's rights.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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