- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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