- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

your no better than a cockroach

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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