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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

The duck didn't cross the road.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

why did you poop because you are a poop

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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