Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

This is not funny.

Sir, your wife is dead

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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