- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Caolan and Eamon

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

I have a horse.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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