What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

you see theres this guy.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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