Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Do the roar!

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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