- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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