what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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run farther?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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