Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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