- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Tilt your screen back

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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