- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

get in the car.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

NASCAR being considered a sport.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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