- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Roses are flowers.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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