- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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