What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Stephen Hawking

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Please don't shoot me

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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