Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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