- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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