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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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