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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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