So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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