- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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