What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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What is the name of the car? What

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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