There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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