- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

A praying mantis is very graceful

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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