- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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