- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Its behind you like if you looked behind

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Gretta has five legs? -no

say it ten times fast: oh

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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