What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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