- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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