Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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