A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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