What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

hi charles lattuca III

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

PIED NINNY!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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