What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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Anti Joke

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