- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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