What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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A Pakistani news reader.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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