- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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