- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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