How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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