- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

do you have a wife?

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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