What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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