-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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