What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

It's likely that very few people will read this.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Niall Horan

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

PENIS lol

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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