- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Lil Wayne

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Sloths

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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