- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Homosexualism is so gay man

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What is brown and sticky? A stick

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