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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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