what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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