A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Gus's mom

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

roses are red violets should be purple

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

knock knock who's there ?

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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