- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Knock Knock? Come in.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

That's illegal What? Your mom

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

knock knock i have diarrhea

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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