- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

what did the man say to the other man? hey

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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