Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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