- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Michael Brown

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

FUCK THE JEWS

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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