- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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